In a show of man card solidarity, I am trying to get on the Late Show with David Letterman by reading the Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Donate to Mr. Divorce [My #1 Reason: Watch me get my life back and live out my fantasy - make out with Heather Locklear...after the writer's strike, of course!] and I need your help!

Try your hand at the comedy-writing craft in our HelpMrDivorce.com Top Ten Contest. If your joke makes our Top Ten, you'll win a Help Mr. Divorce t-shirt and be honored on the website - a feat you can list on your resume. Better yet, if I do get on the Late Show, hopefully I can attribute it to you! Remember to sign the Petition too!